i love reading medieval literature because it will be like "here is a knight that has lived in the woods absolutely stark raving mad out of his mind eating dirt for three years. we are not unpacking all that. anyways the next day he decides to go on a journey of redemption after gaining momentary mental clarity and now he is using the stupidest moniker known to man and now he's fighting a giant." and this all happens in the span of like 50 lines.
italian monk subsisting in nothing but communion wafers and holy water dies at 300 years old, body instantly disintegrates into salt. earthly remains fell into the shape of words that confirm his entering heaven at the moment of death. "not worth it" reads the salt, "wish i had sex instead"
love when a man is a prettyboy and a loser. a prettyloserboy if you will
my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “into the unknown”💀 it’ll have you making a pilgrimage in a place between our world and the next 💯☝️
me: yeah, whatever. I don’t feel shit.
five minutes later: bro I swear I saw the beast following us through these mysterious woods that I don’t remember entering
the highwayman: I’m the highwayman
looking back its so fucking cute of the emperor to be in ur head all like :0 oh my god this place has an illithid colony underneath it…….and an elder brain??????? woagh!!! fuck!!! when you get to the fleshy underbelly of moonrise towers. girl were you or were you not turned into a mind flayer and under the thrall of this exact chunk of floating monster meat here in this very location up until very recently. stop acting surprised it does not suit you
The Hunter / The Prowler / The Occultist / The Champion
4 character classes from The Hidden Isle.
tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for
hey guys ✌️ just checking in. "the squirter meme" didnt bring it up either
i love hot milfs i love dnd 5e druids jaheira was made in a lab to give me some kind of fucking Condition





















